I’m out of likes for today but BEST POST EVER!!!
Okay, so whenever I see a rank 100 with no title or hobo, I grow very afraid. For literally every reason you just listed. I’ve contemplates all of that down to the baked beans.
Personally, I use Right Behind You, just because I’m finding more and more lately that it’s not the team with the most kills, buildables, or minions that wins. It’s the one with the most assists. The more assists, the better the team.
Pentastrike!
That way everyone knows there was this one time that I did that one thing I did once.
Gee thanks. I’m glad my hobo sensibilities are entertaining. 
(Now I just need to develop the actual SKILL to make my psychological Hobo-title “is he a scrub or an ace?” gambit actually WORK. I’m ok in PvP, but I’m no ace.)
I’ve considered making my PSN avatar Chester J. Lampwick. I figure this might add a level of authenticity to my implied Hobo status that would be terrifying for my foes.
There’s solid logic in this. When you really get down to it, I feel like team-up kills happen a LOT more often than primarily 1 v. 1 kills. I mean, all it takes is a few landed shots to register for an assist, but you can tell the difference between a group kill and a solo kill.
Winning a 2 vs. 1 likely preserves the duo for further fighting and requires less expenditure of resources than it would be had those two players each won a 1 vs. 1 engagement. Whole is greater than the sum of the parts and whatnot.
I used Nut Buster for forever because it’s hilarious, but I’ve got NOPE NOPE NOPE now because so many people use Nut Buster.
Simpsons.
I’d have a solid gold house and rocket car, but still dress like a hobo.
Mmm, Simpsons.
Great reference!
Also, potential new Hero down the line…Marquis’ nemesis:

I use WF’s “Retired” title the most. For whatever reason I just identify with WF’s “Gettin’ too old for this sh-t” attitude.
I’ve also been known to go with “NOPE NOPE NOPE” and “Little Buddy”
I used “Lumberjack GO!” for a REALLY long time.
Luv Ya, Monty!
Also, question about the “Hobo” (play a match as an LLC Battleborn) versus “Hobo Remover” (play 10 games as Marquis) titles.
Why would elitist, rich, hoity-toity LLCs want to be called Hobos?
That seems like it would be an insult to them!
I think it’s an in-joke with the faction as if to say: you’ve only played one match as us? What are you? A Hobo?!
That makes sense!
It also implies that Marquis May occassionally weed out the wannabe useless Hobos from the LLC ranks?
worthy of song
I almost didn’t get it. got my 25th kill right at the end of the match lol.
AHHH it’s the financially destitute
Worthy of Song is my freaking Holy Grail.
The day I get it (if that day ever comes!) I may die of shock!
Currently using NOPE NOPE NOPE because it just seems so funny. But I will probably swap it for Valkyrie once I get that one. Because Valkyries are awesome.
"Right behind you"
So my teammates MAY understand that when I play Miko, I f*cking PLAY MIKO!
I actually prefer it over my Worthy of song. ;p
Coopetition, because even if you earned it, you have to put a ticket in for it to get it. Lets people know I’m a tryhard and it feels like it’s in the top rarest titles behind fours sensitive, angel of death, medicinal use only, exterminator (still could use some elaboration on earning this title), pentastrike, and three sum.
I’m only missing 9 titles and those listed are among them haha
“Space Punk Partnership”
I got it from unlocking Shayne and Aurox.
“Legend” (Win 100 Games as Rogue)
Completely done with Reyna <3