Which Battleborn would make the cutest couple?

I personally think Thorn and Melka would make a great couple. What do you guys think?

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What about Phoebe and Rath?
They both have a love of stabby things.

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I think… Montana and Boldur.

Inb4 Rule34…

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I think we just inspired the first Battleborn r34 artist

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I lol’d.

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Miko and XXXXXX.

:smile:

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It’s pretty obvious Marquis and Houdini have something going on, “friends” don’t share a hat.

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Phoebe and Thorn is where it’s at.

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I am actually serious about this

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Heh, you’d be surprised.

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Phoebe and Oscar Mike.
Like they say, opposites attract.

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Why is this topic a real thing? It’s totally pointless and ridiculous

…Rath and Ambra

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Can I go cross-universe and say Caldarius and Wilhelm?

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We’re inspiring the r34 artists!

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Melka and Thorn - that Eldrid OTP.

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It would be cool if Miko stayed genderless.

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Considering they said that fact every time Miko was discussed in interviews I assume Miko will stay genderless.

I wonder if Battleborn is a 50/50 split, 12 male, 12 female, 1 Mushroom.

EDIT: I claim that title for the ineviable porn paraody game

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The orgy of the century!

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What I’d pay to have that on the cover along with “9/10 IGN” “A fantastic shooting experience”

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Orendi and Hoodini. It would go a little something like this. Impromptu mind you.

Orendi: -finds Marquis’ hat and spots an owl inside of it, she picks it up and starts cuddling with the creature, in need of a friend-
Marquis: -drops down behind her- Excuse me miss, I’m looking for my hat.
Orendi: -not listening, totes in love with this owl-
Marquis: Ah, I see you do have my hat. I will be requisitioning it right away then. -goes to grab the hat-
Orendi: -pulls back, turns her head, eyes red- I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.
Marquis: I’m terribly sorry (channeling C3P0) I offended you… miss?
Phoebe: Seems you’ll be going bald my friend!
Marquis: Appears so. -feels the naked emptiness of his dome, sighs-

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