Who is the hottest man in Battleborn?

For reasons of balance, perhaps we ought have a counterpart popularity contest.

I therefore ask you, next of kin BB, who’d burn your fingers more than others?

In alphabetical order:

  1. Attikus

  2. Benedict

  3. Boldur

  4. Caldarius

  5. Dragón (El)

  6. Ernest

  7. Ghalt

  8. Isic

  9. Kelvin

  10. Kid (Ultra)

  11. Kleese

  12. Marquis

  13. Montana

  14. Oscar (Mike)

  15. Pendles

  16. Rath (@Kitty_Jo, here’s your chance.)

  17. Shayne (comes with Aurox at your own risk.)

  18. Thorn

  19. Toby

  20. Whiskey (Foxtrot)


Me? I’ve had problems taking my eyes off Monty’s butt since CTT.

Foxy Foxtrot, end thread.

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really, there is just nothing more to say. Deande made a good choice.

Easy-peasy. Firestorm Montana, because he sets himself on fire. Doesn’t get any hotter than that…

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Wrong. Rath.

Fight me.
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Rath has no ass. Foxtrot does, and what’s more, he knows it.

Need I go further.

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Number 1 - Benedict.

Does anyone really care about the rest of the list?
Of course not. And that’s why I’m not wastin’ time with it.
You look right to #1 baby, and that’s all you need to see.

Eww, Benedict? He’s down there on the list man. I’d put Miko over you. Tho I already nominated Miko for hottest female. Uhm… OP, can I nominate Miko for both?
If not, the vote goes to Toby.

where is that gif from? that looks like a movie/tv show I would watch.

TOBY:
Awww… it’s alright Benny! You can be… NUMBER TWO!!! GET IT!!! GET IT!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! IT’S A POOP JOKE!!!

BENEDICT:
Now, now Toby. Calm down. You’re jumpin’ all over the furniture. C’mon little guy, put some pants on, wash up, and have some nice juice and peanut butter crackers.

TOBY:
I DO NOT EAT JUICE AND PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERS!!!

A pause…

TOBY:
Actually… I… I would like some peanut butter crackers… BUT AS A MANLY SNACK!!! PEANUT BUTTER IS A GOOD SOURCE OF PROTEIN!!!

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it’s from the new game of thrones season

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Miko is still number 1 though!

We’ll arrange for a hottest transgender vote next week.

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Well, if I woz a chick right…it would av to be Oscar, cuz ees a right sourcy bloke init!!
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(Oscar Mike on vacation earning extra cash for loot packages)

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Attikus. No contest.

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does the schedule allow for a vote on hottest sentient AI? Or will we have to postpone that until after the Battleball?

TOBY:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…

BENEDICT:
Looks like someone just became… :sunglasses:… number 2.

TOBY:
Well you’re number 3!

BENEDICT:
Yeah but, that’s not a poop joke.

TOBY:
No… no… it’s… it’s…

Furious typing is heard.

TOBY:
IT’S A PEE JOKE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Benedict is NUMBER 3!!! Urban Dictionary definition ONE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BENEDICT:
Meh. I prefer Urban Dictionary definition two.

TOBY:
Of… of… of course you do! It’s the sh**tiest definition!!! OOOHHHHH!!! OOOHHHHH!!! Look at three and four!!! THEY’RE EVEN WORSE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Benedict is NUMBER 3!!!

BENEDICT:
Toby… I hate you so much sometimes.

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Shane and Thorn are both female.

Yep. Just ask him, he’ll tell you all about it.

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Moved to next week’s transgender vote.

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I don’t think they’re transgender either. Shayne is physically a female, but appears to be asexual given her attitude and how she dresses. Thorn is just angry, but she does have bookclub with Montana. Miko and Kelvin have no gender, though the later identifies itself as one entity while the former as multiple. And the Magnuses have no gender, but are all programmed to be male. :stuck_out_tongue:

Damn, now I’m starting to sound like somebody else. Sorry about the OT stuff. As far as your list goes, I’m sticking with Montana because he was my first mastery and I enjoy playing the big lug.