Foxtrot is legit the only correct answer. His taunts prove it without a shadow of a doubt.
Orendi could be a close second depending on whether or not she morphs into Whiskey.
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Except Nova, at least.
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Well, this means Miko is not on top. OKAY! Iāll make a very serious one. And Iām including Kid Ultra!
And after taking a good look at all the males, I noticed I forgot some. 
Which means that the aviants are going down a few numbers. ^^ā
So itās hard to say what exactly is āhotā. The male Battleborn are not really hot to me. They are attractive in their own ways, would it be personality wise or the way they look. No human-like Battleborn really grabsmy attention, so I will probably have non human things on top. And this is 100% legit, so people may think Iām weird now. ^^ā
THE LIST of hottest Battleborn. Top 3:
1- Marquis is the hottest male. He is just so classy, and amazing and omg. How can you not like this? BUT his personality is prettyā¦ Wellā¦ Iām probably a hobo to him. :,(
2- Pendles is very, very hot too. Omg, heās soā¦ Iāve always liked reptiles you know. And his accent, and the things he saysā¦ Pendles is so sneaky, so shiny, and that hoodie. And I actually think Iike his personality. Call me crazy, but I think you can trust and rely on him.
(Look whoās number 3 now!!! ;p)
3- Then Toby comes third, mainly personality. Heās so cu- MANLY! So manl! I was gonna say manly! ANYWAYS! He is really sweet, really nice. So different from all the other male Battleborn really. Heās special. And him trying to act tougher than he is makes it even better. <3
Iām not gonna explain them all though, so if anyone is interested I made a āHot to Notā list:
Marquis
Pendles
Toby
Kid Ultra
Rath
Benedict
WF
Caldy
Ghalt
Ernest
OM
Monty
El Dragon
ISIC
Aurox
Attikus
Boldur
Kleese. JUST NO! Eww.
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I think I could live quite comfortably with KLEESE as my sugar daddy!
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ā¦
Waitā¦ Noā¦
Thatā¦ This is bringing wrong thoughts to my brain.
Kleese is such a creepā¦
Alternately, I could see myself switching teams for Whiskeyā¦given enough whiskey (to drink)ā¦
Whiskey Foxtrot. Forever and alwaysā¦
And my forum name has nothing to do with it >.>
I just love Whiskey.
Yāall are wrong.
Clearly Kelvin is the best.
Hastag HugsForKelvin
(If my friend who goes by Kelvin ever sees this, disclaimer that this is not about you. I still donāt ride that side of the fence.)
Attikus is the only real choice. Have you seen his gut? Itās all muscle, you know.
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Sorry, but that vote will be next week. This is only the males. I tried to vote Miko but I failed a few posts up.
Whiskey followed by Pendles followed by Monty
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Attikus is my second love
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Foxtrot. Really a no-brainer for me.
Also, I donāt want to be that lady here. But wasnāt Shayne a dudette or something?
Thanks for bringing it up. I read it earleir but completely forgot about it.
Montana, Ernest, and Oscar Mike are walking down the hall from a training session. They hear Benedict, Toby, Whiskey Foxtrot, and Boldur shouting at each other in the mess hall. Ernest facepalms.
ERNEST: (mumbling)
Great Eagleā¦ I told him to lay off of Tobyā¦ I told him a hundred times to lay off of Tobyā¦
Reyna and Thorn are standing in the hall rolling their eyes at each other.
ERNEST:
Alrightā¦ what is it now!? And who started it!? You know whatā¦ I donāt careā¦ Iām gonna end itā¦
REYNA:
Relax. Itās not what you think.
ERNEST:
What do you mean itās not what I think!? What are they arguing about?
THORN:
Someone made a thread on the internet of the hottest male Battleborn. The four of them are arguing about who belongs in number one.
Ernest opens the door.
TOBY:
I AM SEXY!!! Iām in my late 20ās! Iām in the prime of life! STOP CALLING ME A LITTLE KID!!!
BOLDUR:
Penguin is too adorable to be sexy!!! Regardles of age!!! NOW BOLDURā¦ BOLDUR ISā
TOBY:
BOLDUR IS A NASTY OLD DWARF WHO SMELLS LIKE PETE MOSS!!!
WHISKEY FOXTROT:
You tell him! Rogues are the sexiest!
Toby and Whiskey high five.
BENEDICT:
Wellā¦ sexiness is such a subjective thingā¦ itās based on personal preference. Like for exampleā¦ if it was sexiest Aviantā¦ I think we all know whoād be at the top.
TOBY:
YOUāRE ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOUāRE LITERALLY AT THE TOP OF NO ONEāS LIST NUMBER 3!!!
WHISKEY FOXTROT:
Heās not even number three on most listsā¦
BENEDICT:
OH YEAH??? WELL IāM THE ONLY ONE IN HERE WHO WAS EVER SUCCESSFULLY MARRIED!!! AND HAD KIDS!!! SOā¦
Benedict sticks out his tongue at all of them. Ernest turns back to Reyna. The others continue arguing.
REYNA:
See? Itās fine. Itās good for his self esteem.
ERNEST:
Wellā¦ I canāt say Iām happy about the topic of discussion, I prefer not to be judged like a hunk of meatā¦ and the idea of hotness is a rather juvenile discussion for my taste and, I would think, the taste of most adultsā¦ but at least Tobyās sticking up for himself. And against Benedict no lessā¦ Alright recruitsā¦ letāsā¦
He turns to look for Montana and Oscar Mike.
MONTANA:
Am I on the list?
OSCAR MIKE:
Any fans of me? Iām pretty hot!
WHISKEY FOXTROT:
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS!!???
OSCAR MIKE:
HELL YEAH!!! Itās when two people, hug each other real tight, and sometimes they kissā¦ and then the lights go outā¦ and they make animal noises. WITH ANIMAL CRACKERS!!! YEAH!!! WHOāS UP FOR SOME SEX??? WHISKEY? IāVE GOT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS!!! WE CANā¦ LIKEā¦ HUGā¦ THEN TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!!! AND IāLL MAKE THE GIRAFFE SOUNDS!!! Ahheeehheheehrhehrrehhherrrā¦ OOHHHH OOOHHH!!! AND THEN WE CAN MAKE SHADOW PUPPETS WITH OUR FLASHLIGHTS!!! ITāLL BE FUN!!! HELLA FUN!!!
TOBY:
Thatāsā¦ have youā¦ I donāt evenā¦
BENEDICT:
Alrightā¦ soā¦ whoās gonna be the one to show Oscar Mike his first porno?
OSCAR MIKE:
Is it like an action movie? I LOVE ACTION MOVIES!!! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE ONE WITH THE ASTEROID THEY GOTTA BLOW UP BEFORE IT HITS EARTH!!??? THATāS HOW I LEARNED ABOUT THE ANIMAL CRACKERS!!!
WHISKEY FOXTROT:
If youāre gonna show him a porno, wait for me to get back. I wanna get my camera. I want to immortalize the look on his face and turn it into an animated GIF.
Whiskey rushes off. Ernest facepalms again and walks off mumbling.
ERNEST:
Why? Why do I even bother? Why in the name of the Great Eagleā¦
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I donāt know about you guys but I find our little dwarf quite attracitve. I mean look at him, heās got a stump on his back, his rear is absolutely gorgeous, hence the censorship and damn it only gets better on a Windy Day. Also he can roll around in the dirt like an absolute boss and still Gather No Moss (I didnāt mean to rhyme that one either lol). Boldurdash is an absolutely stunning skill and last but not least, he possesses the most grave sign of pure manliness being butterflies that float around his fragrant armpits. How can you not love him.
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Kleese does it for me. All. Day. Long.
Shayne seems to be asexual if not female. According to the character designer as well. Would you mind removing her/them?
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