Who is the hottest Minion?

  • Sentry
  • H3NCHM3N
  • Blade Bot
  • Gun Bot
  • Boom Bot
  • Rocketeer Bot
  • Raptor/Shepard
  • Striker
  • Deadeye
  • Ronin
  • Elite Bot
  • Bulwark
  • Shield Bot

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#Arachnis!

(Who wants to hang out with an unemployed librarian? Vote for Chronicle’s cousin!)

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The summoning thing of face-off!! Have you seen its make up?

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You need to add the Head Hunter. Although my vote will still be for Ronins.

The belly on the Elite Bots… <3

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Give the shield drones some love.

I don’t know about hot, but blade bots are indisuptably the cutest.

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The Striker. I always feel like they’re flirting with me… when they say “Oh my”.

It warms my heart.

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The boom bots are ADOABULES JELLYBEANS OF DOOMBOOOM

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That’s a pretty cruel way to refer to English lit grduates!

Also stop objectifying minions people. I vote for bulwark because I believe in setting realistic standards of cybernetic beauty.

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All are.

After being set on fire by Whiskey’s Napalm mutation

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Ronin bots, obviously. The speed, the power…those blades :weary:

Their stamina though? Nonexistent. I take care of them so quickly solo. It takes longer with multiple people though.
@hattieinduni
A fantastic joke that sparked a question. Are you a lit major?
@hanautaBOB
They say that?

These threads are killing me. :sweat_smile:

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It’s about time this thread was created!

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@epicender584 I think so… it seems they say it after their shield drops or they get damaged… don’t know exactly.

But don’t ask me about other phrases, the only Talking bots I understand are The Sentries.

I guess the Ronin and Bulwarks might say something funny too, but I can’t discern if they only grunt or actually talk.

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Henchman is the hottest bot in town. If you don’t want a slice of henchman you have bad taste

No thanks - tastes like copper.

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You don’t know henchman like I do😏

Poor gunbot’s getting no love…