Well, friends and neighbors, i’m afraid i’ve hit the end of the line. This isn’t a “I’m leaving because they did THIS” speech, or even a “I’m done with Battleborn” thread (right before they release the DLC featuring my favorite character? Pfft, in your dreams…); no, this is a “it’s been fun, but i have to move on” thread. Before i officially bow out though, there are some people i want- no, NEED- to thank:
First off, i want to thank @lowlines, @Gulfwulf, @MentalMars, and @Kaleidodemon for giving so much to this community. Yes, i know there are others who have given as much (possibly more), but these are the ones i know, and who i truly believe are the heart and soul of these forums. Keep up the awesome work, guys.
Second, i want to thank @Benedict_87 and @EdenSophia for all the laughs. You two are the reason i started doing my best to make others laugh as well, but sadly, i have to give it up. Don’t you two DARE stop being you… Or i’ll find you.
Thirdly, i want to thank everyone else i’ve made some sort of relationship with on these forums (as well as those already named) for putting up with my sometimes annoying sense of humor, and all the informative conversations. To quote the fictional Bilbo Baggins:
“I don’t know half of you half as well as i should like, and i like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
Finally, i want to apologize to the mods not only for my oft off-topic…ness, as well as my occasional bursts of toxicity; but for the very existence of this thread. I know that “goodbye” posts are in no way a contribution to the forums, but i couldn’t help myself… So, if one of you either feels or is required to block or delete this post (perfectly understandable, and expected), i have some small requests:
If it’s @Psychichazard, please give me the BEST cute animal pic you’ve got on hand, because i could use it. This IS a “talk about the game, not each other” matter, after all…
If it’s @Kitty_Jo, please be gentle with “Lucille”, and leave my face alone; that’s my meal ticket.
If it’s @Ganjamira, fish a la king (don’t know if you’ll get the Futurama reference, but it’s SO apt).
Well… That’s it, i guess… Perhaps i’ll return one day, but if not…
-plays Simple Minds’ “Don’t you (forget about me)”, and picks up hobo stick-bundle-
Marquis (while aiming Bindlebane at @HandsomeCam): Auf Weidersehen, friend!
Me: No, wait, Marquis! I’m not poor; it’s just for symbolis-