I think I’d like to have him commentating on one of the arenas. Torgue is OK, but I find he gets a bit monotonous after a while.
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Oooh, that would be awesome. Maurice’s tongue thoughts are delicious!
If all writing was like that, I think we would be inducting BL3 writers into the Gaming Hall of Fame (if such thing existed).
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Missed this doozy
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I think whoever said the BL3 writers were not up to par are full of …
Ok. Maybe there’s a little too much scatological humour but that’s just me. 
I’m afraid that on top of the usual negativity we see on the net over everything. Borderlands suffer a little more because of it’s “inclusiveness”.
I wasn’t aware it was Ice T when I first played the story. Then I played that part in coop with my wife and she went nuts! omg omg omg it’s Ice T!! She wen’t completely nuts over his lines.
Some of my favorites. (There’s so many to choose from. Zane is… something else.)
When joining coop:
-Oh, what a mighty Vault Hunter! Also, you’re here.
-I’m here now! You’re welcome!
Jumping with a vehicle:
-Look, ma! No gravity!
Hijacking a vehicle:
-I’m commandeering this vehicle. By that, I mean I’m stealing it.
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I think its fair if that detraction is aimed squarely at the story.
aside from that there are some belting quips, one liners and in some cases entire dialogue (fast and the feeble).
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I wouldn’t say that either.
Not that I approve every choices…
Story is different. While Jack was “likable” the twins are meant not to be. Same goes with Ava. You are not supposed to like her. Contrary to Tina who is charming.
Another semi-related note: After playing Zane for a while I find myself saying “Boyo” an awful lot 
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same
That is an idea that should be ran with an arena that cycles the effects of holiday events as well as include enemies from said events, like if there’s ever another boss beside Captain Haunt it could switch between him and whoever else as the final boss of round 5, run up against blood ratch, and jack-o-rakks and undead Maliwan again, some rounds have ghosts, some rounds have hearts, etc, etc.
And there you are, a Maurice hosted Mind Tongue Training Ring (we can work on the name).
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I thought hamerlock wtf kind of dating or ■■■■ did you do to find this out as a regular thing lol like clearly not once but multiple times lol
Still better than his ex being devoured by a giant Stalker 
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He’s such an ass I love him but like wtf man unless he beat you or abused you in the relationship I expected better from mah man hammylock lol
Attention crew, shiiiiiit… That is all. (Balex).
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I swear, a suicide psycho charging at me yesterday was singing the Sanford and Son theme (“dah dah DAH dah! dah dah DAH dah dah-dah dahhh!”) or something that sounded like it lol. I killed him unintentionally before he could “dah!” out the whole thing. 
Ava saying she wants to kick Traunt’s dick off herself always makes me smile.
Rhys: “…stop… saying ‘skin’…”
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I will have to listen for the Sanford & Son thing. Loved that show.
Shart Tarps -Tyreen
One that always makes me laugh is when we need to defend the town of Reliance on Eden 6. At some point, bandits are dropping from Maliwan shuttles and one guy at our side is yelling: “It’s raining bandits! It’s raining bandits! Shoot randomly at the sky!”
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When dying: Tell my kids i love them, when they’re born!
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I just re-spawned at a New-U station:
“Ain’t no rest” is what Moze said.
A reference to BL 1 “Ain’t no rest for the wicked” theme song.
Anyone that played BL 1 should appreciate that.
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“Nine months later… Well, there’s only one thing that happens nine months later” - Typhon deLeon
“Tell Marcus his bar tab doesn’t count as alimony, and he has to pay that too!” - Moxxi
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