We need some more humor round here, everyones hung on either nerfs or the matchmaking so lets get a bit more positive and have a few chuckles.
So whats this about? simple, every one of us as a rookie or even as a veteran has those moments In match that either leave you wondering about someones sanity or asking yourself " that happened? seriously?" So I figured we’d all get a kick out of sharing some. Few tips though. First this is for fun so please don;t make it insulting we don;t want to make anoyne feel bad it’s all in good fun. Second don;t use a persons actual screen tag if you can avoid it. If it;s one of your close friends ok but again, just for fun.
I’ll kick us off with some real crazy ones.
Meltdown: Score Tied at 490 each, 2 minutes left on the clock. Myself and two of my mates were in base healing after a huge mid lane skirmish when the following occurs.
I look left and notice the other teams Toby, yes Toby trying to be sneaky and set up a shield around us to keep us penned. Now IIRC he gets only one shield but whatever. it was clever I’ll grant but he forgot that there were 5 of us. We stared in wonder as Rath ran up behind this poor chap and murdered him. Like just vampire murdered.
Toby shouts on death " I deserved that"
We die laughing, lost the match but it’s hard to see clear when your crying and laughing that hard.
Incursion: Games close with both final sentries about down to 50% HP. My teams not pushing that great but we just got hammered so we are minion killing while our tanks get some thralls. I’m playing with Boulder, fellow mates with Miko and we have a El Dragon with us, all around lvl 8 or so.
So there we are keeping our sentry safe when we spy the other teams Marquis trying to be sneaky and moving along the high ground on overgrowth to get into a better snipe spot. I notice this and employ the Crucible method of sniper removal. Using my sniper sense I sneak about, find him and Boulder dash his gentry butt into the waiting arms of El Dragon, who actually was lvl 10 and has the Helix for En Fuego that creates that nutty wrestling ring effect.
Marquis sails over the air, and lands smack into Dragons en fuego ring. Wat ensued was a massacre of pro wrestling proportions, inside a dang ring. We laughed hard and made a comeback to win. But that poor Marquis player ran from us like the plague for the rest of the game.
Meltdown Coldsnap: Match is basically done, we are up by 250 and sitting at 400. But they push and cleverly spawn two giant Minions, we dig in and repel. But one of their guys a lonely little Wisky Foxtrot over extends into the middle. Gets almost killed and rather then retreat as we do after skirmishes he stands there and taunts us over an open Mic.
“Ha! Ya noobs I’m still alive!”
I walk back and inform him. " Look up" Then leave.
Now above his head hovers a El Dragon in Mid splash animation. Imagine his face when he looks up and finds that big mother flying through the air like a happy cloud about to squish him. I laughed very hard as I heard
“Look, CRAPPPP!” They he got Ko’d. and hopefully learned a valuable lesson in the process.
Finally one that Really backfired on me, because fair is fair. I was working on a power play with my team mates Rath and a Reyna who was shielding us perfectly while we pushed to get a big minion into the last grinder for the win, it was a close game and I was being a bit too careless I confess.
I over extended on Paradise near the back of the right lane where the enemy base has that large under ramp to their spawn. I was dumb, ran ahead of my backup to get the minion done and just as I passed that tunnel I got gang lynched, shane Grabbed me, pulled my dwarven butt into the tiunnel and they proceeded to beat the hell out of me into a KO. Took 3 of em to do it but wow.
But the funny part? Our Raths mic comments.
" Ok lets BOULDER NOOOOOO! WHY GOD HE WAS SO YOUNG! cries dramatically NOOOOOOOO! "
Now by the time he’s done I’m back, standing right behind him as he dramatically seeks revenge and Reya and I are both there watching him murder the air ranting. I deserved that kill but Raths reaction was damn near priceless.
So lets share some more and get some real fun going everyone. Cheers